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I am a bookaholic. If you're a nice person, you'll sell me books at half price!

Dealing With the Public

Dealing with the Public causes Brain Damage

Grammer Police

Sorry, Ma'am, I'm the Grammer Police. You need the spelling police.


Honk if you get Right-Wing radio on your dentures


Incompetence is a double-edged banana

I Try To Take

I try to take one day at a time, but lately several days have attacked me at once.

It's not procrastination

It's not procrastination - it's a higher form of planning

Lapsed Pastafarian

Lapsed Pastafarian (but I still like Pizza!)

Money Talks

Money talks. The last thing I heard it say was "Goodbye."

National Enquirer

Just think - National Enquirer readers are among the elite minority who actually read. Have a nice day.

Oh No!

On No! Not another learning experience!

Outside of Dog

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

This universe

This universe is sold by mass, not by volume. Some expansion of the contents may have occurred during shipment.

Time Travel is Easy

Time Travel is Easy. I just haven't got Fast Forward and Rewind to work yet.

The trouble with mornings

The trouble with mornings is they happen when you're not awake. -- Archie Goodwin

Warning: 1 Human Being

WARNING: 1 Human Being. Contents Under Pressure. Use Only As Directed.

Wayback Machine

I don't need a wayback machine. A little-bit-back machine would do just fine.