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	Bookaholic I am a bookaholic. If you're a nice person, you'll sell me books at half price!
	Dealing With the Public Dealing with the Public causes Brain Damage
	Grammer Police Sorry, Ma'am, I'm the Grammer Police. You need the spelling police.
	Honk Honk if you get Right-Wing radio on your dentures
	Incompetence Incompetence is a double-edged banana
	I Try To Take I try to take one day at a time, but lately several days have attacked me at once.
	It's not procrastination It's not procrastination - it's a higher form of planning
	Lapsed Pastafarian Lapsed Pastafarian (but I still like Pizza!)
	Money Talks Money talks. The last thing I heard it say was "Goodbye."
	National Enquirer Just think - National Enquirer readers are among the elite minority who actually read. Have a nice day.
	Oh No! On No! Not another learning experience!
	Outside of Dog Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
	This universe This universe is sold by mass, not by volume. Some expansion of the contents may have occurred during shipment.
	Time Travel is Easy Time Travel is Easy. I just haven't got Fast Forward and Rewind to work yet.
	The trouble with mornings The trouble with mornings is they happen when you're not awake. -- Archie Goodwin
	Warning: 1 Human Being WARNING: 1 Human Being. Contents Under Pressure. Use Only As Directed.
	Wayback Machine I don't need a wayback machine. A little-bit-back machine would do just fine.

Welcome to the first Fo' Paws on-line store!

At Fo' Paws, we've been making great T-shirts and selling them at SF and Mystery conventions for years. Now you can order your favorite designs – new ones and long-time bestsellers – from home or wherever you're on-line.

And now you have your choice of a number of new products. Besides regular T's, you can have long-sleeved T's, V-necks, Ladies' Scoopnecks, and Sweatshirts. Our designs are also available on canvas Tote Bags.

Please note that we mainly use transfer technologies to produce our shirts in order to provide the wide range of styles, colors, and sizes that are available in each design. These technologies have vastly improved over the years and produce very nice long-wearing shirts. We have thousands of satisfied customers.

Our guarantee which goes with everything we sell: This is a Fo’ Paws product. We want you to be happy with it. If for any reason you are not, you may return it for a replacement or a refund.

The store is new for us and quite a challenge. We're still traveling to conventions, so while we'll try to get everything out as quickly as possible, sometimes what we have in stock and what you want to have us ship means there’s a hiccup of a few days. We'll let you know if that happens when we get your order, and we won't put your charge through until we’re ready to ship.

If you really need it right away email or phone us.

Shipping is always just $5.75 for any number of shirts ordered for US domestic shipment. We'll ship your order Priority Mail. If you need a different shipping method, email or phone us – we can work it out. For international orders, postage is a little higher, but there's still one price for any number of shirts.

Thanks for your support. Browse around – we'll welcome your ideas and feedback too.

Contact us: Fo' Paws Productions | 859-552-8349 | info@fopaws.com

Development and design by Machine Epsilon

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