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BookaholicI am a bookaholic. If you're a nice person, you'll sell me books at half price! |
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Dealing With the PublicDealing with the Public causes Brain Damage |
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Grammer PoliceSorry, Ma'am, I'm the Grammer Police. You need the spelling police. |
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HonkHonk if you get Right-Wing radio on your dentures |
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IncompetenceIncompetence is a double-edged banana |
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I Try To TakeI try to take one day at a time, but lately several days have attacked me at once. |
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It's not procrastinationIt's not procrastination - it's a higher form of planning |
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Lapsed PastafarianLapsed Pastafarian (but I still like Pizza!) |
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Money TalksMoney talks. The last thing I heard it say was "Goodbye." |
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National EnquirerJust think - National Enquirer readers are among the elite minority who actually read. Have a nice day. |
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Oh No!On No! Not another learning experience! |
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Outside of DogOutside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read. |
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This universeThis universe is sold by mass, not by volume. Some expansion of the contents may have occurred during shipment. |
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Time Travel is EasyTime Travel is Easy. I just haven't got Fast Forward and Rewind to work yet. |
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The trouble with morningsThe trouble with mornings is they happen when you're not awake. -- Archie Goodwin |
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Warning: 1 Human BeingWARNING: 1 Human Being. Contents Under Pressure. Use Only As Directed. |
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Wayback MachineI don't need a wayback machine. A little-bit-back machine would do just fine. |